Sophos plant eine klingonische Version seines Anti-Virus-Programmes Sophos Anti-Virus und hat bereits eine – noch nicht ganz fertige – Webseite online gestellt.
Darauf heißt es unter anderem:
Why did we translate it into Klingon?
Our routine monitoring of sub-space transmissions alerted Sophos that the loss of the Klingon battlecruiser Klothos was not due to Romulan incursion into the Khitomer system, but a result of trying to remove VBS/PeachyPDF-A from the battle computer using M'swoN'kar after Commander Kor opened an attachment from the system S'cam-419.
Immediately our Product Marketing away team embarked on a mission to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and flog them Network Access Control solutions. Sadly they chose Qo'noS as their first destination and when their severed heads were beamed back to Sophos, the engineering team created this software, not in a spontaneous display of gratitude to the Klingon race (as the Register would have you believe) but to honour their memory.
This software has compatibility issues with the version of msxml4.dll used by cloaking devices on Romulan-modded D7-class battle cruisers. Installing this software on such vessels is punishable by ordeal of Ginst'a'Ed.
pfffffffffffff haben die sonst nix besseres zu tun? z.b. mal die code-qualität von dem stück scheiße zu verbessern???
AntwortenLöschenAvira Antivir ftw!
add.: außerdem, die jungs von Avira haben wenigstens geschmack! da heißt der realtime-scanner Luke Filewalker :p
AntwortenLöschenAuch in diesem Fall schlägt mal wieder Star Wars Star Trek ... :-(
AntwortenLöschenAber leider vollkommen zu Recht
...drolliger ist aber fast immer TOS!
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Chr.
(is kein modernes Medium - mußte ich aber mal anbringen)